Not Me Monday

This is my first time participating in Mckmama's Not Me Monday blog carnival.  This is a  place to share all the things you are too embarrassed to admit that you did.  If you want to  join the fun click on the Not Me Monday logo above to get the scoop on how to play along.

I most certainly did not listen to a message my sister left on my voice mail and then start talking to her as if she were on the phone.  What kind of crazy person would do that?

It really couldn't have been me that found myself following a trail of poop from one of my unnamed children standing in my dining room to the origination point which was a large pile in the closet. 

I was definitely not me that said "I don't have to clean boogers off the wall because I don't wipe my boogers on the wall."  Really, how gross is that.  Who would say that to their child no less.

I have to say I did not finally break down and do a Not Me Monday post because I didn't discover that Mckmama's birthday is not today which just happens to not be my birthday.

(I think with all of the negatives I didn't just confuse myself).

I didn't actually mentally accumulate Not Me ideas for the past several weeks so I could do this post...which I really and truely did not plan on doing today until aforementioned discovery.

Come on and share what you didn't do this week.

And Happy Birthday Mckmama!